I'm a fucking FAILURE.
I'm Martin Beredo, a senior at Syracuse University who studies creative advertising and data analytics. Ever since I was young, I've always been told how great I am at failing. My aptitude for failure is something I've honed over my 21 years on planet Earth, and I can confidently say that I can now fail with my hands tied behind my back and my eyes closed.
Here's an abridged list of my many failures:
- Playing division 1 basketball
- Passing AP chemistry
- Enjoying olives
- Professional journalism
- Musical theater
- Earning an EGOT
- Beating my buddy Nico in chess
- Leaving an ice skating rink without bruises
- Stand up comedy
- Winning Sexiest Man Alive (attempts ongoing)
In the midst of all of my failures, there's only one thing I know I'll do successfully: continue trying.